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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2011.11.03 14:38:00 -
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After last night I am not surprised you are smiling.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2011.12.13 14:24:00 -
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Your beard has left a nasty rash.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.03.19 20:50:00 -
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How did you enjoy your "cleaveland steamer" sir?
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.03.19 22:45:00 -
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Talon SilverHawk wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:How did you enjoy your "cleaveland steamer" sir? It was emotional...
Splendid. Customer satisfaction is important to me.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.03.19 22:47:00 -
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Atari Snr wrote:hi, what hair conditioner do u use?
I dont know what brand it was but that conditioner sure worked well as a lube substitute.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.05.16 13:17:00 -
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After all that alcohol you consumed I am not surprised that you dont remember we had to sacrifice that goat before the mating ritual was performed.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.05.16 14:45:00 -
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Fresh bamboo cane across the buttocks can have that effect. 
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.06.04 02:37:00 -
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Your definately going to have the pay the 800m Sekrity Deposit now Private Pineapple
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.06.08 15:33:00 -
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We ran out of wine so i got some paint stripper from the garden shed to finish the job, remember now ? * Was a wild night*
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.06.12 19:52:00 -
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You got to do something to address those cheesy smegma ballsacs before your getting in my bed hence why you had to sleep on the floor.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.06.25 14:39:00 -
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The booze we both consumed made that a wild ride for sure
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.06.25 14:55:00 -
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Do you recall where it was inserted last night ?
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.06.30 00:13:00 -
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Razor is in the bathroom. I suggest you use it if you want rid of the crabs 
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.06.30 02:43:00 -
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Mr Kidd that fine moustache makes me want to saddle up and consent to your wiles each time i see it so no regrets
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.06 11:30:00 -
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White suits you snowflake, and thanks for last night you were wonderful *blushes*
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.06 12:44:00 -
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The Protato wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:White suits you snowflake, and thanks for last night you were wonderful *blushes* Give me back my 800mil! 
Lol, you wake up beside me and i never slit your throat during the night so you got your interteller kredits worth sunshine.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.06 12:58:00 -
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Ivy Romanova wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:The Protato wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:White suits you snowflake, and thanks for last night you were wonderful *blushes* Give me back my 800mil! Lol, you wake up beside me and i never slit your throat during the night so you got your interteller kredits worth sunshine. that will be a dollar ,99
we seem to have woken up beside one another twice now, you sure i am not due you 3 dollar, 98 ?
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.06 13:22:00 -
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The Protato wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote: we seem to have woken up beside one another twice now, you sure i am not due you 3 dollar, 98 ? I'm not moving 'til I get my 800mil.
then blame me not when you end up lying in sheets soiled by your own body due to stubbornness
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.09 15:31:00 -
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waking up beside my forum ***** - does this mean i self pleasured ?
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.09 15:39:00 -
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Ivy Romanova wrote:Singeabooty Raj wrote:you clawed me good last night you know I play rough >:) PS: lolololol, I'm getting screwed again
frantic rabbit fornacation, best fornacation
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.12 13:04:00 -
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You get 10/10 for performance, endurance and stamina.
11/10 for satisfaction.
Might need a transfusion for the blood i lost due to being bitten but i am not complaining
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.12 14:18:00 -
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That bacon grease sure worked well as a substitute for proper lube since we had to improvise
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.13 17:14:00 -
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Oh my *blushes*, no regrets though.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.16 01:23:00 -
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you were a tiger btw
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Posted - 2012.10.18 00:51:00 -
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No regrets GÖÑ
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Posted - 2012.10.18 01:06:00 -
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Get the smith n' western loaded, yer spurs n' 10 gallon hat on btw last night was wild - today will blow your mind.
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Posted - 2012.10.18 01:24:00 -
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tbh Az Tek glad you showed that fool the door and stuck with me instead
Edit: Jita ?
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Posted - 2012.10.18 02:19:00 -
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Az Tek GÖÑ
@ Zero Audier as a man who cries wolf when the sheep / flock are safe under the watchful guise of the shepherd while the wolf sleeps i can only pity you as you as you make assumptions.
The next one to post did have awesome fun with me - i deny all and admit to everything
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Posted - 2012.10.18 02:49:00 -
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purrs and consents to bunnies requests
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Posted - 2012.10.18 02:55:00 -
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*blushes* but enjoys a good rodeo so i consent
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Posted - 2012.10.18 03:27:00 -
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tbh as the one recording the footage i have to congratulate Surfin and Mikeh on some of the angles that they achieved. Just saying
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Posted - 2012.10.18 03:51:00 -
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GÖÑ
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Posted - 2012.10.18 04:08:00 -
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When the community is ready for the footage it shall appear
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Posted - 2012.10.24 23:14:00 -
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Some holes will always be worth diving into head first 
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Posted - 2012.10.24 23:38:00 -
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Once you go bunny you want no other btw rawr
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:57:00 -
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Your avatar might seem to exude a pale skin tone, none the less seductively alluring, but I recall those cheeks were certainly brimming full of colour, as were mine, as two flowers came of age and blossomed last night
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:10:00 -
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Since you are currently tied up putting you in the oven would work also no ?
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Posted - 2012.10.27 18:13:00 -
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Yes it is my turn to get the waffles and I plan to get them from your favourite store
However, since I just had the pleasure of waking up beside a beautiful woman on another fine sunny morning they can wait for one appetitte to be satisfied before we address the secondary one *grins*
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Posted - 2012.10.27 18:23:00 -
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Be a good girl and get us a few bottles of Buckfast Tonic Wine while you are at it Alice
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Posted - 2012.10.27 21:13:00 -
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A sprinkling of grated low fat cheese and some cracked black pepper would be nice. If it served with a cute and cheeky smile then I am yours to keep
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Posted - 2012.10.31 22:42:00 -
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Never mind putting an eye out, I though the idea was to put the eye in when the socket was ready to receive ?
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Posted - 2012.11.05 03:19:00 -
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After last night, I can confirm that being eaten out is just as good as eating' in when the pie on offer for consumption is tasty
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Posted - 2012.11.06 05:23:00 -
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purrs affectionately at having been attended to last night by Kheily
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Posted - 2012.11.08 01:43:00 -
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I wont deny that waking up in between those assets was a pleasant surprise.
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Posted - 2012.11.11 00:05:00 -
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Baby ChuChu wrote:Lugia3 wrote:Baby ChuChu wrote:*walks around with handbra*
Well at least I still have my... *looks down*...had my pants. Do I need to clear my cache? No need. I made sure I turned off all the cameras...I think
Putting my two grubby paws back in between that jacket is my immediate morning priority
Edit: Ninja'd by Luigi
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Posted - 2012.11.12 04:19:00 -
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Ahoy, What women would not want swept off her ship deck by a youthful Swashbuckling buccaneer with a cutlass that would made any fair maiden of the high seas moist as the dew on the wind of a storm
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Posted - 2012.11.13 00:38:00 -
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There is something majestic about those lips and the manner in which you use them certainly brings a warm flush to the cheeks of those lucky enough to receive their attention.
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Posted - 2012.11.13 02:13:00 -
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As a young sailor, i was warned against being drawn to any Siren singing on the rocks while on the high seas.
I was unable to resist the allure and charm however.
Best night evar.
Thankfully I managed to get back in my boat and set sail before the tide came in again and she got hungry. 
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Posted - 2012.11.13 02:54:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:As a young sailor, i was warned against being drawn to any Siren singing on the rocks while afloat on the high seas. I was unable to resist the allure and charm of Bunny however. Best night evar. Thankfully I managed to get back in my boat and set sail before the tide came out again and the mermaid awoke to get hungry. Drugged that *****
Cuddles on demand is all i ask :)
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Posted - 2012.11.13 03:21:00 -
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Purrs and blushes at the prospect of future engagements that mean a coming together
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Posted - 2012.11.14 03:14:00 -
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I was apprehensive and shy, but once Zoe had me in shackles i wont deny she did deliver.
Waking up to see her cheeky smile, seductive eyes and radiant posture i just hope she is merciful to un-cuff my hands before they go blue
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Posted - 2012.11.15 05:16:00 -
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Trying to capture the scenic moment when two birds wake up in the same nest prior to preening each others feathers after we ruffled them last night.
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Posted - 2012.11.16 03:48:00 -
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Baby ChuChu I wont deny i was pleasantly surprised to find that when we mated last night you, like some Euro women, had hairy unshaved armpits. Its my new fetish.
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Posted - 2012.11.16 03:49:00 -
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Jesuis L'Ojet-Sept has them also GÖÑ
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Posted - 2012.11.17 08:33:00 -
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Your attempt to flee now that you have awoken from slumber is futile - my grubby paws have a firm hold of your braids - you are going nowhere on your own free will until i appease my desires prior to releasing you .
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Posted - 2012.11.17 08:43:00 -
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*pokes alice", your point is noted but if only you have given the neighbours earplugs prior to them having to make a complaint about us being up all night
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Posted - 2012.12.03 17:54:00 -
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I can only put faith that the shampoo and conditioner combo in your CQ shower will be sufficient to cleanse out the sticky residue that appears to be abundently spread throughout my now mated hair. If it does without me having to reach for the scissors then last night will have been worth it
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Posted - 2012.12.03 18:44:00 -
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*Grins*
Thank you for the hair products - they successfully removed the residue and now i am brushing my hair with the brush impacting for 0% split end damage so op success
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Posted - 2012.12.04 03:38:00 -
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You did pay the fee to saddle up and mount the steed so while i kept my eyes closed during the rodeo i guess you have no complaints about the gallop to victory
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Posted - 2012.12.04 03:54:00 -
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I try to resist your charm but the manner in which you tickle with those braids is hard to resist
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Posted - 2012.12.04 05:51:00 -
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I would try to communicate verbally as my eyes stir rather happily from slumber - given the fact they opened within close proximity to those wonderful assets, i am hopeful you can excuse me for being tacit and shy as I appreciate the view.
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Posted - 2012.12.04 06:22:00 -
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*sleeps*
if i wake up next to you then food, water and the key would be appreciated
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Posted - 2012.12.09 00:39:00 -
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*as my eyes slowly stir from deep slumber meeting those of the mistress, i immediately retract contact, looking to the floor as she barks - I obey her command to be submisive* *be merciful please"
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Posted - 2012.12.09 02:41:00 -
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always a pleasure to wake up next to one who knows how to shake, rattle & roll
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Posted - 2012.12.10 21:54:00 -
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http://watchplayread.com/files/2011/01/matrix.jpg
I wake up with bleary eyes and a sore head and I can only assume the toilet flush that I just heard was your brother making a morning deposit.
Is this a bad dream or am i the Matrix ?
You boys better be planning on keeping those swords sheathed.
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Posted - 2012.12.11 16:43:00 -
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It took the puppy eye routine, liberating enough intersteller kredits from the wallet to make the eyes water buying you those shots imported direct from gallente prime and whispered promises I sincerely hope I didn't get too drunk myself to deliver upon.............but operational success............now you are in my Quarters it might be a while before the door to liberation opens
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Posted - 2012.12.11 18:04:00 -
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The grin and the colour in your cheeks would indeed appear to verify this
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Posted - 2012.12.14 23:30:00 -
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This is the joy of waking up to a new day and fresh horizons just waiting to be explored. The sun is certainly shining so the outlook is optimistic for the morning at the very least, if not the whole day........
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Posted - 2012.12.15 00:31:00 -
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Mizhir wrote:Ohh hello there darling. What a wonderful trip to the art gallery we had. But I think we might have consumed a bit too much champagne because I don't remember going to bed with you. Me too, but as far as unions go, synergy occurred and if that ritual was to be compared to a painting then oils on the easel combined rather nicely to create a masterpiece.
Kirjava wrote:Unspeakable things  If only you had a spai cam in place
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Posted - 2012.12.15 00:41:00 -
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Hello
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Posted - 2012.12.15 00:54:00 -
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Bunny, Boom and Baby Chu tied up in the bed - you bitches better not steal the covers - that is all that needs said
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Posted - 2012.12.15 01:34:00 -
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as I slowly awake and garner vission to meet the glint of your morning eyes and radiant smile i can tell this is going to be a wild morning
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Posted - 2012.12.15 03:01:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Bunny, Boom and Baby Chu tied up in the bed - you bitches better not steal the covers - that is all that needs said I already have your <3 What more could I need? 
Glad you enjoyed total recall and the memories it imprinted in your mind as reality snowflake.
Next time i want roles reversed and i will be sharon stone and you can be arnold prior to the going to mars thing
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Posted - 2012.12.15 03:21:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Bunny, Boom and Baby Chu tied up in the bed - you bitches better not steal the covers - that is all that needs said I already have your <3 What more could I need? Glad you enjoyed total recall and the memories it imprinted in your mind as reality snowflake. Next time i want roles reversed and i will be sharon stone and you can be arnold prior to the going to mars thing Damnit Cohagen! Give these people air!
The mere sight of your radiance as i awake from slumber prompts inflation of that which can expand to meet demand *blushes*
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Posted - 2012.12.19 01:57:00 -
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Reading your bio this fine morning, char and chocolate have never been my fancy, but after what you whispered in my ear last night I was never going to rebuff the opportunity of a late night tea party so no regrets.
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Posted - 2012.12.20 01:08:00 -
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Will never tire of the pillow fights we have the morning after the night before
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Posted - 2012.12.20 02:52:00 -
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Awakes from slumber to see Bunny, left over pizza that Melvin never got his grubby paws on and yet to be consumed copious amounts of booze - this day has potential for sure
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Posted - 2012.12.24 21:21:00 -
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As far as coercing one into consuming copious amounts of alcoholic eggnog and subsequently coming down one's chimney during the night goes.........I will excuse you this once as you did wear the Santa suit after all and Rudolf seemed to enjoy the carrot hence the redness.
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Posted - 2012.12.24 21:38:00 -
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I should've known that consenting to the restraints was as a bad idea 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04bPhT2AjAk
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Posted - 2012.12.24 23:28:00 -
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Stands to attention and salutes the Sgt, pondering what the morning drill exercise she has in mind will entail.
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^ My earlier attempt to escape from your quarters after that drugging / kidnap episode seems futile as the door to freedom still remains closed. A well stocked mini-bar and the festivities afoot certainly induces one to stay and enjoy the party.
Happy Christmas
Applicable to all horny cpsuleers in this thread since the season of good will is upon us and my spirits are high - send me 250m with the desciption "Festive Spirit" and you will receive 500m back in swift time.
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I wake up and make eye contact.
A pillow fight ensues
Epic struggle and feathers fly.
Who wins
Tune in tomorrow for the results
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Posted - 2012.12.25 04:11:00 -
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The latch to her hutch is always open or so i hear, welcome to the party
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Posted - 2012.12.27 21:28:00 -
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Well if anything, you certainly helped me work off some of the festive excess last night Sidney
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Posted - 2012.12.31 01:32:00 -
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I thought she already did
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Posted - 2012.12.31 02:32:00 -
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*wild night for sure*, i had to take some myself just to keep up
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Lady Naween wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:*wild night for sure*, i had to take some myself just to keep up please.. will you marry me?
I see no reason why a union between us would not be something of majestic harmony based on the last few nights of frolics.
I consent to your request and the heart flutters for the day we shall be made one.
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Posted - 2013.01.22 02:50:00 -
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how did you know strawberry ice cream would be my weakness you minx
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Posted - 2013.01.22 03:05:00 -
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You are hard to resist snowflake
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Posted - 2013.02.17 01:41:00 -
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*Grins and Reflects*
A pleasure as always
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Posted - 2013.02.27 02:38:00 -
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*smothered*
*pleads, eyes aghast as absent breath, the darkness closes in*
*the end is nigh, no doubt*
Tune in tomorrow to find out the outcome
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Posted - 2013.02.27 02:52:00 -
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It held firm against your attempts to penetrate the seal last night did it not
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I was innocent until those seductive eyes removed shackles and made this flower blossom
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Posted - 2013.03.10 02:50:00 -
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I consent for the hugs, embrace me and all other things naughty
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Unless you can yield some from those assets, on foot its a 10 minute round trip to the local store snowflake
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Posted - 2013.05.29 01:52:00 -
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I'd prefer a spicy fajita wrap, but never the less waking up to you, the radient beauty you are, a siren on the rocks is better than a washed out beach.
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Posted - 2013.05.29 01:59:00 -
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it must be true what I hear about holo decks and the imaginations of men running riot
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Posted - 2013.06.16 01:45:00 -
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I was indeed initially shy last night, but the smile we glanced upon each other as we woke up confirms no regrets
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Arkady Vachon wrote:Hello
I commend you for having the courage to saddle up and mount the stead.
I assume you were not disappointed ?
At the same time i mock the vain role play toons who think they are anything special.
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Initially i tried to resist but the manner in which you harnessed and used that whip to exercise discipline brought me under your control, and given what followed, the smile on my face this morning says it all
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In fairness the spare one we used last night - if you extract and sanitize it, then i think it would look majestic extruding from your eyesocket Sabriz
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Posted - 2013.06.21 01:56:00 -
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Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
Sugar is Sweet,
So was Sharing
Dat' Inflatable Bouncy
Bed with You
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I brought you butter to put on the toast I made you along with the fresh coffee, but your morning pout was so hot it melted the butter before you could even spread it with the knife. We could of course skip breakfast and work through again until lunch
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Posted - 2013.07.30 00:57:00 -
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Hey, been a while Zoe, but seeing you in the corner of that smoky piano bar last night, we both knew the minute our eyes met we would wake up like this
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I pine for you back in my arms like a salted bit of meat still needs pepper
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Posted - 2013.08.27 18:58:00 -
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I'm not getting back down off this couch until you get back here and finish what we started.
Bring the ice cream and strawberries from the fridge also, pretty please
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Posted - 2013.12.05 03:58:00 -
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I have a smile on my face.
If you make a run for the exit door don't think I won't try love tackle you for round two
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Posted - 2013.12.25 14:44:00 -
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I am blushing, and nibbling on the cookie while you dress.
I'm pouting and putting on the puppy eyes in the hope that your state of regarment is only temporary however
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Posted - 2013.12.25 14:59:00 -
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After waking up to that morning snuggle, I think I'm quite happy to stay if that's okay with you 
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Posted - 2013.12.25 22:39:00 -
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I'd be lying if i said i was disappointed to wake up and see the last 3 posters in this thread still in my slumber chamber.
That was some party last night btw
Don't assume any of you leaving without earning an exit key, just sayin'
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Posted - 2013.12.25 22:53:00 -
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Mizhir all i want this Christmas is cash and cuddles,
If you have both then hello kitty, i wil make you purr.
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Posted - 2014.01.14 06:46:00 -
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Did you make cheese and egg sandwiches this morning or is that just still the residual build up of sexual musk still resonating in the air from last night?
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Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Did you make cheese and egg sandwiches this morning or is that just still the residual build up of sexual musk still resonating in the air from last night that my nostrils detect upon stiirring from slumber?
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I have no regrets, and a smile on my face.
That legally binding contract I signed while inebriated, I'm having my legal team check out, but for the time being, they have advised me in the interim to continue to consent and adhere to the stipulations and criteria as per my obligations.
Not that I'm complaining given the morning temptations
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Request granted and thank you for last night.
Outwith trying not to blush, I must say that arm was quite impressive indeed
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Posted - 2014.01.24 01:17:00 -
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As a considerate lover i must endeavour to knead out those knots caused by the fun last night now you are free of shackle
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Posted - 2014.01.24 01:59:00 -
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No need for an enhanced eyepiece to appreciate what the naked eye can see this fine morning.
/purrs.
You have permission to bite
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*wakes up happy*
Picks up pillow, pouts, smiles and playfully challenges Eurydia and Ila to morning pillow joust.
Don't team up on me please though, or i'll have to resort to tickle and hair pulling tactics
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Commissar Kate wrote:Wow, I have a stiff neck, must be those plush pillows.
You tease me, you knew i'd turn up to knead out those knots.
Last night was wild thought. I am smiling,
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Posted - 2014.02.25 00:12:00 -
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Wow. Zoe you seem to be the wearing the stockings Mizhir had on last night.
Assuming consent, we order food, watch a romatic film and then it's my turn to put those stockings on next.
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Bronto Scorpio wrote:You can't handle my amazing hair \o/
*whips head and hair flows in slow-mo*
Wow. Can't deny you knew how to tickle and tease with that head of hair.
Head and Shoulders above the rest
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Posted - 2014.03.13 01:41:00 -
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The smile on my face this morning doesn't lie.
Purrs, pouts and puppy eyes hoping you'll stay another night.
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Posted - 2014.03.13 04:06:00 -
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Waking up with a smile once more...
The empty wine bottles, the food, and the romantic film we both wept at together before having fun until the sun started to rise.
It was a perfect evening.
Still purring
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Posted - 2014.03.15 01:27:00 -
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You taught me quite a few tricks.
Was fun, would certainly do it again
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Posted - 2014.03.21 06:00:00 -
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They did offer me isk to woo and assassinate you.
Last night was fun, but i made a rationale decision.
I could speculate,
You did let me insert that tracking device after all
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Posted - 2014.04.12 02:59:00 -
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Wakes up beside my favourite.
Kiss me Kate,
Snuggles and consents like a smitten sailor drawn to a siren serenading.
Be gentle with me
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Posted - 2014.05.31 00:31:00 -
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Those seductive and very kiss able lips made me happy.
Would wake up to in the morning again
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I was drunk last night, but i have no regrets.
Get Mizhir back in here and crikey, let's have a 3 way rodeo
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I woke up with a smile Mary so i'll tackle you if you try to leave without another night of the same
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Posted - 2014.07.05 03:42:00 -
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Exudes puppy eyes back at Erica and promises the best morning cuddles if she consents to another night of partying
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Commissar Kate I woke up with a smile on my face.
To say you are talented is an understatement
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Posted - 2014.10.07 03:17:00 -
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They warned me about you.
I thought i could resist your charms.
I might have been wrong, but i don't have any regrets
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I woke up with a smile for once - make a run for the door and i'll endeavour to tackle you.
Pouts with optimism you'll at least stay for a champage breakfast and we'll party for at least one more day.
We'll wake up tomorrow under the same circumstances but it'll have been wild none the less.
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Commissar Kate GÖÑ
Carmen Electra GÖÑ
Crikey, the two of you....i'm lost for words but my beaming smile says it all
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You're adorable, totally snuggable and sweet.
I dare.
Have mercy when the time comes when you'll break my heart.
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Burning nullsec, no - not sure why you agreed to the shackles but that candle wax is gonna burn while the candle tapers as you lay there while i go get breakfast
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Indahmawar Fazmarai has my heart to break and i'm in no doubt time will see it so
If i appear in any other capsuleers dreams / nightmares then i can only advise less coffee or hard stuff prior to slumber
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Crikey, that was a wild night and well gees, your morning face says it all.
I'm hesitant to raise the cover to peek under but the scent alone that greets the nostrils suggests your side of the sheets need to make it to the washing machine without the fallout hitting the floor.
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